Sorry, Gotta Go… Forever Hoodie

Because sometimes, a polite “Sorry, gotta go…” just doesn’t cut it. This hoodie finishes the job — Forever.

Inspired by the brutally honest Second Date Update featuring Samantha and Mike (aka the Houdini of heartbreak), this hoodie is a wearable mic drop. Perfect for introverts, commitment-phobes, or anyone who’s mastered the Irish goodbye… in every life category.

Whether you’re dodging texts, skipping parties, or just emotionally exiting a group chat without saying a word, this sarcastic hoodie lets people know: you’re out, and you’re not circling back.

🧵 Product Details:

• Unisex fit from S to 5XL

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% poly)

• Air-jet spun yarn = soft AF, low pilling

• Double-lined hood + matching drawcord

• 1×1 rib-knit cuffs & waistband with spandex

• Front pouch pocket for your phone, snacks, or dignity

• Quarter-turned to avoid the middle crease

• Available in 7 ghost-approved colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

🎁 Also Available As:

• Breakup-ready T-shirt

• Petty sweatshirt

• Mug for sipping your exit excuses

• Poster for your emotional escape plan

💘 Perfect For:

• Ghosters, runners, and vanishing acts

• Fans of Samantha, Mike, and second date chaos

• People who treat “read receipts” like a challenge

• Emotionally unavailable hoodie hoarders

• Walking out in style — no explanation needed