When ghosting isn’t enough… disappear with flair. Inspired by the infamous “vanishing act” from Second Date Update legends Samantha and Mike, this poster speaks for every emotionally overwhelmed introvert who’s ever said “brb” and meant “never.”
Featuring a cheeky emergency exit icon and painfully relatable typography, this print is your classy little homage to dodging drama. Whether you’re making a bold statement in your workspace or decorating your “don’t-call-me” corner, this poster silently screams: “It’s not you, it’s 100% you.”
📄 Poster Details:
High-quality museum-grade matte paper, perfect for long-term emotional exits.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper sourced from Japan
📐 Available Sizes:
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
👕 T-shirt – Great for disappearing from brunch plans in style.
🧥 Hoodie – For when you ghost in cooler weather.
🎽 Sweatshirt – Comfortable, like avoiding confrontation.
☕ Mug – Sip tea while you mentally exit the room.
❤️ Perfect For:
• Emotional escape artists
• Overthinkers who hit the eject button
• Second Date Update binge listeners
• Mike & Samantha sympathizers
• Anyone who leaves chats on read… forever
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