🚪 Sorry, Gotta Go… Forever Poster
When ghosting isn’t enough… disappear with flair. Inspired by the infamous “vanishing act” from Second Date Update legends
Samantha and Mike, this poster speaks for every emotionally overwhelmed introvert who’s ever said “brb” and meant
“never.”
Featuring a cheeky emergency-exit icon and painfully relatable typography, this print is your classy little homage to dodging drama.
Whether you’re making a bold statement in your workspace, decorating your “don’t-call-me” corner, or adding some funny breakup decor
to your home office, this wall art quietly screams: “It’s not you, it’s 100% you.”
It’s the perfect sarcastic quote poster for people who love dating humor, passive-aggressive decor, and boundaries with personality.
Hang it by your desk, in your hallway, near your coffee station, or anywhere you’d like a daily reminder that leaving is self-care.
📄 Poster Details
- High-quality museum-grade matte paper with a crisp, vibrant finish
- Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO Brightness: 104%
- Paper sourced from Japan
Sorry Gotta Go Forever Poster square
📐 Available Sizes
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In
- T-shirt: Great for disappearing from brunch plans in style.
- Hoodie: For when you ghost in cooler weather.
- Sweatshirt: Comfortable, like avoiding confrontation.
- Mug: Sip tea while you mentally exit the room.
🛍️ More Second Date Update Posters & Merch
If this quote feels a little too accurate, you’re in the right place. The GiggleMerch shop is packed with funny gifts, sarcastic prints, and relatable dating humor for anyone who’s survived awkward dates, weird texts, and “we should totally do this again” lies.
Want more wall art like this? Browse the full Second Date Update posters category for bold quote posters, breakup humor, passive-aggressive decor, and comedy wall prints inspired by the show’s most unhinged moments. And if you’re building a whole matching vibe, the Second Date Update merch collection has the same energy across shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more — perfect for gifting, decorating, or quietly warning visitors what your boundaries are.
❤️ Perfect For
- Emotional escape artists
- Overthinkers who hit the eject button
- Second Date Update binge listeners
- Mike & Samantha sympathizers
- Anyone who leaves chats on read… forever
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