Sorry, Gotta Go… Forever Mug

Sometimes you need a mug that says what your mouth won’t.

Inspired by Samantha’s legendary vanishing act on her Second Date Update with Mike, this mug is your official exit strategy in drinkware form. Whether you’re dodging emotional intimacy, skipping brunch, or just not vibing — this mug has your back (and your alibi).

Available in ceramic for daily drama or enamel for disappearing into the woods — it’s perfect for those who know how to make an escape… look polite.

☕ Mug Details:

Ceramic Mug

• Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz

• Glossy finish, vivid print

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Lead & BPA-free — your drama is toxic enough

• For tea, coffee, or emotional detachment

Enamel Mug

• 12 oz size

• Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or running from accountability)

• White with a silver rim

• Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)

• Hand-wash only

• Lead & BPA-free

• Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat

Type	Height (cm)	Diameter (cm)
Enamel 12 oz	8	8.25

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Silent treatment, but make it fashion

• Hoodie: Cozy up and ghost with confidence

• Sweatshirt: Warm enough to walk away

• Poster: Your emotional boundaries, framed

❤️ Perfect For:

• Professional plan-cancelers

• Fans of Samantha & Mike’s exit strategy energy

• Coffee lovers who value quiet exits over awkward explanations

• The friend who Irish goodbyes everything

• Gifting yourself when you’re done explaining