Sometimes you need a mug that says what your mouth won’t.
Inspired by Samantha’s legendary vanishing act on her Second Date Update with Mike, this mug is your official exit strategy in drinkware form.
Whether you’re dodging emotional intimacy, skipping brunch, or just not vibing — this mug has your back (and your alibi).
Available in ceramic for daily drama or enamel for disappearing into the woods — it’s perfect for anyone who knows how to make an escape… look polite.
☕ Mug Details
Ceramic Mug
- Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
- Glossy finish, vivid print
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Lead & BPA-free — your drama is toxic enough
- For tea, coffee, or emotional detachment
| Size | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 11 oz | 9.6 | 8.2 |
| 15 oz | 11.9 | 8.5 |
| 20 oz | 10.9 | 9.3 |
Enamel Mug
- 12 oz size
- Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or vanishing without a follow-up)
- White with a silver rim
- Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)
- Hand-wash only
- Lead & BPA-free
- Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat
| Type | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Enamel 12 oz | 8 | 8.25 |
Sorry, Gotta Go… Forever Mug
🌱 Matching Set Available In
- T-shirt: Silent treatment, but make it fashion
- Hoodie: Cozy up and ghost with confidence
- Sweatshirt: Warm enough to walk away
- Poster: Your emotional boundaries, framed
🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Moments
If Samantha’s disappearing act made you laugh (and also take notes), you’ll love the rest of our Second Date Update merch featuring iconic quotes, awkward exits, and relationship-humor designs inspired by the wildest on-air dating stories.
This collection is packed with sarcastic quote apparel, funny dating gifts, and radio-inspired designs made for fans who appreciate cringe comedy and chaotic dating logic.
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or your group-chat MVP, these pieces keep the stories alive long after the segment ends.
And if you need more drinkware that understands boundaries, browse our Second Date Update mugs — perfect for coffee-fueled cancellations, post-date debriefs, and anyone who prefers an Irish goodbye over an explanation.
❤️ Perfect For
- Professional plan-cancelers
- Fans of Samantha & Mike’s exit strategy energy
- Coffee lovers who value quiet exits over awkward explanations
- The friend who Irish goodbyes everything
- Gifting yourself when you’re done explaining
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