Sick Excuses Are My Love Language T-Shirt

Why say “I love you” when you can just cancel plans last minute with “I think I’m coming down with something…”
This funny excuse-themed t-shirt is the perfect uniform for the commitment-phobic, the emotionally evasive, and anyone who’s ever blamed a sore throat for ghosting a second date.

Inspired by the Second Date Update chaos between Samantha and Mike, this tee is a walking red flag — and proud of it. Whether you’re an elite-level excuse-maker or just vibing with hilarious passive-aggressive energy, this shirt delivers laughs and “yeah… same” reactions wherever you wear it.

📦 Product Details:

• Unisex fit from S to 3XL

• Soft & comfy 100% ring-spun cotton (poly blend for heather colors)

• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability (unlike your dating track record)

• Quarter-turned to avoid center creases (because you’re avoiding enough already)

• Available in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Red, Dark Heather, Military Green, Sport Grey

🧩 Also Available As:

• Funny hoodie (for hiding from responsibility)

• Sarcastic sweatshirt

• Mug (for sipping fake sick tea)

• Poster (your excuse wall of fame)

💔 Perfect For:

• People who say “Let’s reschedule soon!” and never do

• Awkward daters with elite cancelation skills

• Fans of Second Date Update and unintentional comedy

• Chronic flakers

• Anyone fluent in emotional avoidance and sarcasm