Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Mug

“I can’t make it… I think I’m getting a cold.”
Translation: I love you.

From Samantha’s iconic excuse-making mastery in her Second Date Update with Mike comes this perfect mug for lovers of avoidance, ambiguity, and cozy chaos.

Whether you’re dodging a date, skipping a meeting, or simply sipping your fourth cup of socially distant coffee — this mug gives you full permission to lean into the excuse and pour another one.

Available in ceramic (for daily bailing) and enamel (for flaking outdoors), this design delivers hot tea and cold truths in equal measure.

☕ Mug Details:

Ceramic Mug

• Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz

• Glossy, sturdy, and vivid print

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

• Lead & BPA-free

• The official mug of people who cancel plans in comfort

Enamel Mug

• 12 oz

• Lightweight and rugged – perfect for camping or ghosting trips

• White with silver rim

• Hand-wash only

• Don’t heat directly (this mug, like your excuses, is fragile under pressure)

Type	Height (cm)	Diameter (cm)
Enamel 12 oz	8	8.25

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Wear your truth (and excuses)

• Hoodie: Cozy enough to cancel in

• Sweatshirt: For staying in instead of showing up

• Poster: Your love language, in print

❤️ Perfect For:

• Chronic excuse-makers (no shame)

• Coffee drinkers who flake with flair

• Samantha & Mike fans who saw it coming

• Gifting your most creatively unavailable friend

• Anyone who feels “sick” when commitment gets too close