Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Poster
Because nothing says affection like a last-minute “stomach bug.”
If “I’m so sorry, I’m sick again 😷” hits your heart harder than “I love you,” this is the poster you didn’t know you needed. Inspired by the legendary Second Date Update episode with Samantha and Mike — where excuses were abundant and intentions were… questionable.
This cheeky wall art celebrates the real sixth love language: evasive communication with a dash of guilt. Perfect for your bedroom, office, or wherever you leave passive-aggressive post-it notes.
Bright colors, bold text, and emotionally distant vibes — this design is a beautiful contradiction, just like your last relationship.
📄 Poster Details:
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Museum-quality matte paper with a crisp, vibrant finish
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Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
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Paper weight: 189 g/m²
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Opacity: 94%
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ISO Brightness: 104%
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Paper sourced from Japan
📐 Available Sizes:
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
• T-shirt – Wear your toxic patterns proudly
• Hoodie – Soft fabric, cold heart
• Sweatshirt – Just warm enough to ghost in
• Mug – Sip slowly while crafting your next excuse
❤️ Perfect For:
• People who flake with flair
• Anyone whose therapist just “doesn’t get them”
• Second Date Update fans (Team Mike… or not)
• Lovers of color, chaos, and commitment issues
• Situationship veterans and chronic texters of “Ugh, I can’t”
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