No Second Date. Just This Hoodie

No Second Date. Just This Hoodie.
(Inspired by every painfully weird romantic encounter you didn’t ask for.)

Not every date leads to love. Sometimes it just leads to… this hoodie. Equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable, this cozy classic says what we’re all thinking after a first date that went sideways faster than you could say “check, please.”

Whether you were ghosted, rejected, or realized halfway through the appetizer that they pronounce “salmon” with the L, this hoodie’s got your back (literally). Wear it as armor, wear it as irony, or wear it as a warning to others.

🧵 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
  (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% polyester)

• Super cozy air-jet spun yarn for fewer pills and more chill

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body to keep it crease-free (like your dating life, hopefully)

• Front pouch pocket for tissues, snacks, or phone-stalking your ex

• Double-needle stitching for extra durability — because at least something should last

• Available in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

🎁 Also Available As:

• Ghosted and comfy sweatshirt

• Sarcastic breakup tee

• “Oops, my bad” mug

• Digital dating trauma wall art

💔 Perfect For:

• Fans of awkward dates & weird DMs

• People who give better hugs than first impressions

• Funny breakup gifts

• Second Date Update fans

• Anyone who came for love and left with laundry