Some dates end in love. Some end in free dessert. And some? Just this t-shirt. The “No Second Date. Just This T-Shirt” tee is your badge of survival — equal parts bitter, bold, and brilliantly soft.
Whether you were ghosted, breadcrumbed, or politely unmatched, this funny breakup shirt delivers pure honesty and zero emotional return texts.
It’s sarcastic, petty, and painfully relatable — just like your dating history. But hey, you came out of it with great style.
📦 Product Details:
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Unisex fit, sizes S to 3XL
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Made with soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton
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Double-stitched neckline and sleeves
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Quarter-turned fabric = no awkward creases
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Available in 7 colors: White, Black, Navy, Red, Dark Heather, Military Green, Sport Grey
🧩 Also Available As:
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Hoodie for dramatic crying
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Sweatshirt for scrolling your ex’s Instagram
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Mug for passive-aggressive coffee drinking
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Poster to remind you why you’re still single
🎯 Perfect For:
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Fans of Second Date Update
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Ghosted, unmatched, and emotionally abandoned folks
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Post-breakup retail therapy
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Funny gifts for friends who “just got out of something”
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People who now date only for content
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