Let’s be honest: not all dates deserve a follow-up. But they might deserve a dramatic wall statement. This “No Second Date. Just This Poster.” print captures the beauty of heartbreak with the power of minimalism and sarcasm. Whether you’re reclaiming your space after a relationship dud or just enjoy dark humor on clean white paper, this museum-quality print says everything — with fewer emotional side effects.
Inspired by those delightfully awkward moments on the Second Date Update segment, this poster is a sassy tribute to moving on… stylishly.
📄 Poster Details:
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. A perfect accent for any room that needs a little bit of brutal honesty (and high-quality sarcasm).
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper sourced from Japan
📐 Available Sizes:
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
🖤 T-shirt – The same bold message, now wearable.
🖤 Hoodie – Cuddle up in post-date closure.
🖤 Sweatshirt – Casual comfort with savage vibes.
🖤 Mug – Sip tea while ghosting with grace.
❤️ Perfect For:
• People who’ve blocked the number and kept the receipts
• Fans of radio-style love disasters
• Minimalist walls with maximum drama
• Roommates who need a warning
• Anyone who’s ever said, “This was a mistake”
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