I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying Mug

Fake it till you ghost.

Inspired by George’s brilliant (and hilariously short-lived) British impersonation from his Second Date Update with Jackie, this mug is for anyone who’s ever tried a little too hard to impress. Whether your fake accent crumbled mid-sentence or you simply enjoy sipping tea with a side of shame — this mug gets it.

It’s charming, it’s awkward, and it’s microwave-safe. Which is more than we can say for George.

Available in ceramic (for at-home deception) and enamel (for hiking trips with questionable accents).

☕ Mug Details:

Ceramic Mug

• Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Glossy finish with vivid print

• Lead & BPA-free

• Durable and drama-proof

• Perfect for home, office, or pretending to be over it

Enamel Mug

• 12 oz size

• Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or running from accountability)

• White with a silver rim

• Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)

• Hand-wash only

• Lead & BPA-free

• Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat

Type	Height (cm)	Diameter (cm)
Enamel 12 oz	8	8.25

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Accent optional

• Hoodie: Warmth with a touch of identity crisis

• Sweatshirt: The comfy side of cringe

• Poster: A daily reminder not to pretend you’re from London

❤️ Perfect For:

• Accent fakers and linguistics enthusiasts

• Fans of George & Jackie’s legendary dating chaos

• People who talk British after watching Peaky Blinders

• Gifting your funniest friend with the worst fake accent

• Lovers of irony, sarcasm, and steamy Earl Grey