I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying Hoodie

“I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying” — for those of us who confuse tea with drama, call fries chips, and sometimes drop a random “cheers” at the gas station.

Inspired by the infamous Second Date Update featuring George and Jackie, this hilarious hoodie captures the chaos of identity confusion, misplaced charm, and one very poorly executed British accent. It’s cozy, sarcastic, and painfully self-aware.

Whether you’re binge-watching British TV, texting your ex in Queen’s English, or simply trying your best to channel “British boyfriend energy,” this hoodie’s for you.

🧵 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
  (Heather Sport Dark Navy = 40% cotton, 60% polyester)

• Soft, air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more cuddles

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Front pouch pocket for holding tea, shame, or snacks

• Rib-knit cuffs/waistband with spandex for better stretch

• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward hoodie fold

• Comes in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

🎁 Also Available As:

• Sassy T-shirt

• Classic sweatshirt

• Matching mug (it is tea-related, after all)

• Poster for accent accountability

💘 Perfect For:

• People faking British accents since 2014

• Fans of George, Jackie, and chaotic love

• Anglophiles with zero self-control

• Accent-obsessed romantics

• Anyone who’s 90% effort, 10% 🇬🇧

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