I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying Sweatshirt

“I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying.”
An honest declaration from the land of fake accents and failed romances.

If you’ve ever tried to seem a little cooler (or sexier) with an accent you picked up from Netflix — this sweatshirt gets you. Inspired by the hilariously awkward Second Date Update with George and Jackie, where George went full BBC and then… totally BBC-ghosted — this is the wearable apology he never gave.

Vintage-style Union Jack design meets ultra-comfy sweatshirt vibes. Perfect for anyone who’s ever embarrassed themselves to impress someone. (So… all of us.)

👕 Sweatshirt Details:

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk so your regrets don’t shrink with it

• Classic fit, suitable for self-reflection and sarcasm

• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex (because stretch is healing)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, non-cringey feel

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem — built to outlast fake identities

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Casual accent confession

• Hoodie: Full-body denial (but make it fashion)

• Poster: Wall art for anyone still reeling

• Mug: Sip tea like royalty, lie like George

❤️ Perfect For:

• Anyone who’s ever over-promised on a dating app

• People working on their fake accent (and self-awareness)

• George & Jackie fans who laugh-cringe every time they hear “cheers”

• Brits… and everyone pretending to be one

• Couch linguists and accent enthusiasts with zero follow-through