Sick Excuses Are My Love Language T-Shirt

Sick Excuses Are My Love Language T-Shirt

Why say “I love you” when you can just cancel plans last minute with
“I think I’m coming down with something…”
This funny excuse-themed t-shirt is the perfect uniform for the commitment-phobic, the emotionally evasive, and anyone who’s ever blamed a sore throat for ghosting a second date.

Inspired by the Second Date Update chaos between Samantha and Mike, this tee is a walking red flag — and proud of it. Whether you’re an elite-level excuse-maker or just vibing with hilarious passive-aggressive energy, this shirt delivers laughs and “yeah… same” reactions wherever you wear it.

Looking for a funny dating t-shirt, a sarcastic relationship shirt, or the ultimate Second Date Update t-shirt gift? This design blends breakup humor, ghosting culture, and painfully relatable dating drama into one soft, wearable excuse.

📦 Product Details

• Unisex fit from S to 3XL
• Soft & comfy 100% ring-spun cotton (poly blend for heather colors)
• Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability (unlike your dating track record)
• Quarter-turned to avoid center creases (because you’re avoiding enough already)
• Available in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Red, Dark Heather, Military Green, Sport Grey

🧩 Also Available As

• Hoodie: Cozy coverage for when you’re “not feeling well.”
• Sweatshirt: Soft, sarcastic, and emotionally unavailable.
• Mug: Perfect for tea, coffee, and fake flu season.
• Poster: Frame your flaking era with pride.

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💔 Perfect For

• People who say “Let’s reschedule soon!” and never do
• Awkward daters with elite cancellation skills
• Fans of Second Date Update and unintentional comedy
• Chronic flakers
• Anyone fluent in emotional avoidance and sarcasm