Sometimes you just know it’s time to leave — a party, a conversation, a person, a whole damn dating era. Inspired by the Second Date Update episode with Samantha and Mike, this funny ghosting t-shirt is your official excuse note… in wearable form.
Whether you’re avoiding awkward morning-after texts, dipping out on situationships, or just embracing your inner escape artist, this meme tee makes your exit clear — and kinda iconic.
Slip it on when you’re emotionally unavailable, romantically confused, or just really into passive-aggressive fashion statements. No explanation needed.
📦 Product Details:
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Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
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Super soft 100% ring-spun cotton
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Sport Grey & Dark Heather include poly blends
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Double-stitched seams and quarter-turned body (because creases = chaos)
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Comes in 7 shades: Black, White, Navy, Red, Dark Heather, Military Green, Sport Grey
🧩 Also Available As:
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Hoodie for ghosting in cold weather
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Sweatshirt for cozy silent treatments
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Mug for sipping while ignoring texts
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Poster for your emotional support wall
🎯 Perfect For:
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Ghosting with class
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Socially anxious extroverts
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Breakup recovery fits
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People who “just need space”
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Anyone who’s ever said, “It’s not you… it’s mostly you.”
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