I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying T-Shirt

The accent was fake, but the effort? 10/10. The “I’m Not British, I’m Just Trying” t-shirt captures a legendary Second Date Update moment where George thought a little Union Jack energy might boost his dating life. Spoiler: it didn’t.

Printed with a retro-style UK flag and painfully awkward honesty, this funny accent t-shirt is for anyone who’s ever leaned too hard into the role… and got exposed.

Whether you’ve faked an accent to flirt, pretended to know where “Essex” is, or just love British humor, this shirt says it for you — before your date finds out.

Made from soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton, this unisex tee delivers all-day comfort and full-throttle cringe.

📦 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 3XL

• Soft cotton feel (heather options include polyester)

• Reinforced double-stitched seams

• Available in 7 colors: Navy, Black, White, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

• Quarter-turned to avoid center creases — stiff upper lip not included

🧩 Also Available As:

• Cheeky hoodie

• Accent-fail sweatshirt

• Cringe collectible mug

• Poster for your wall of regrets

🎯 Perfect For:

• Second Date Update fans (especially George & Jackie’s chaos)

• Accent fakers & impersonators

• British wannabes and BBC binge-watchers

• Gag gifts with serious cringe appeal

• Wearing to your next date for a preemptive warning