They didn’t text back.
But at least you got a mug out of it.
Whether your date ghosted, flaked, or dropped a red flag before dessert, this “No Second Date. Just This Mug” is your official souvenir of modern romance. Inspired by the chaos that is Second Date Update, this mug is for all the brave souls who risked it, regretted it, and now sip coffee with a story.
Sarcastic, honest, and painfully relatable — it’s available in ceramic (for kitchen therapy) and enamel (for sipping alone in nature, wondering where it all went wrong).
☕ Mug Details:
Ceramic Mug
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Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
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Dishwasher & microwave safe
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Glossy finish with vivid print
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Lead & BPA-free
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Durable and drama-proof
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Perfect for home, office, or pretending to be over it
| Size | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 11 oz | 9.6 | 8.2 |
| 15 oz | 11.9 | 8.5 |
| 20 oz | 10.9 | 9.3 |
Enamel Mug
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12 oz size
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Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or running from accountability)
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White with a silver rim
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Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)
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Hand-wash only
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Lead & BPA-free
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Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat
| Type | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Enamel 12 oz | 8 | 8.25 |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
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T-shirt: For proudly walking away
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Hoodie: Cozy enough to not care
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Sweatshirt: Wrap yourself in the best breakup merch ever
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Poster: Wall art for people who love closure (and caffeine)
❤️ Perfect For:
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Fans of Second Date Update
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Anyone whose dating life needs merch
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Coffee drinkers who’ve given up on love (for now)
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Friends who need a laugh after a bad date
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Gift for yourself — because you survived
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