I Hike… Emotionally T-Shirt

You may not hike actual trails, but you sure do trek through your feelings. This “I Hike… Emotionally” t-shirt is the perfect blend of outdoorsy sarcasm and painfully relatable mental health energy — inspired by the iconic Second Date Update episode featuring Kelly and Rick, where emotional elevation took on a whole new meaning.

Whether you’re ghosting someone on Bumble or canceling weekend plans to stay home and spiral, this shirt says it all: In my heart, I summit daily.

Made from soft and durable 100% ring-spun cotton, this funny hiking t-shirt delivers serious comfort with a hilarious message. Ideal for awkward first dates, therapy Tuesdays, or camping vicariously through Instagram reels.

This is not your typical outdoor tee — it’s for the emotionally outdoorsy. You know, the kind of people who “connect with nature” through an open window and a tearful playlist.

🧵 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 3XL

• Super soft cotton (heather colors contain polyester blends)

• Durable double-stitching at neck and sleeves

• Available in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

• Quarter-turned to avoid creases — because your emotional life is wrinkly enough

🎁 Also Available As:

• Funny hoodie

• Sarcastic sweatshirt

• Meme coffee mug

• Cringe-core poster

🏕️ Perfect For:

• Funny gifts for hikers who don’t hike

• Introverts who love the idea of nature

• Mental health awareness tees with humor

• Brooke and Jubal fans & Second Date Update listeners

• Outdoor lovers with indoor personalities

Whether you’re emotionally climbing Everest or just crawling out of bed, this meme hiking shirt lets you wear your mood with pride. It’s more than a shirt — it’s a soft, stylish emotional support garment.