I Hike… Emotionally Mug

For Overthinkers With a Trail Map

Do you hike to escape reality?
Cry in the woods?
Overthink with a view?

Same.

Inspired by the unforgettable Kelly & Rick Second Date Update radio segment moment from Brooke & Jubal, the “I Hike… Emotionally.” Mug is for every trail-walker, over-thinker, and emotionally disoriented soul out there.

Whether you’re scaling mountains or navigating your feelings, this mug gets it.

☕ Choose Your Emotional Support Vessel

Ceramic Mug – For Therapy-at-Home Vibes

Perfect for your kitchen counter, office desk, or pretending you’re over it.

Details:

• Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Glossy finish with vivid print

• Lead & BPA-free

• Durable and drama-proof

Size Guide:

Enamel Mug – For Hiking (or Running From Accountability)

Lightweight. Portable. Emotionally guarded.

Details:

• 12 oz size

• White with silver rim

• Lightweight & trail-ready

• Hand-wash only

• Not dishwasher or microwave safe
  (This mug has boundaries.)

• Lead & BPA-free

⚠️ Warning: Don’t heat directly in the mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat.

Size Guide:

🌱 Matching “I Hike… Emotionally.” Set Available

• T-shirt: Cry in comfort

• Hoodie: Hike through your feels

• Sweatshirt: Soft on the outside, unhinged on the inside

• Poster: Your therapy quote, framed and fabulous

🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Favorites

If you live for awkward first impressions, chaotic love stories, and emotionally questionable decision-making, you’re in the right place.

This mug was inspired by the unforgettable energy of the Second Date Update segment — and it’s just the beginning.

Love chaotic romance energy?

Explore our full Second Date Update Merch Collection, featuring:

• Funny relationship-themed apparel

• Inside-joke designs inspired by iconic radio moments

• Gifts for fans of messy dating stories

• Sarcastic love quotes and emotionally unhinged humor

• Matching shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and accessories

Whether you’re team “red flag but make it romantic” or just here for the drama, our Second Date Update merch is designed for fans who appreciate cringe, comedy, and caffeine.

Perfect for:

• Radio show fans

• Podcast lovers

• Friends who overshare their dating lives

• Anyone who treats relationship chaos like a sport

Looking for more emotional caffeine companions?

Browse our full collection of Second Date Update Mugs, including:

• Funny breakup mugs

• Dating disaster coffee cups

• Sarcastic relationship humor designs

• Emotionally relatable quotes

• Gifts for overthinkers and hopeless romantics

From ceramic home-body therapy mugs to enamel campfire confession cups, there’s a design for every phase of your romantic spiral.

Because sometimes you don’t need advice —
you need coffee and a mug that understands your emotional damage.

❤️ Perfect For:

• Emotionally complex coffee lovers

• Hikers who pack more trauma than trail mix

• Fans of Kelly & Rick’s date-gone-wrong

• Gifting your emotionally adventurous friend

• Anyone who hikes… and also cries