“I can’t make it… I think I’m getting a cold.”
Translation: I love you.
From Samantha’s iconic excuse-making mastery in her Second Date Update with Mike comes this perfect mug for lovers of avoidance, ambiguity, and cozy chaos.
If dodging plans were an Olympic sport, she’d have gold.
Whether you’re skipping a date, postponing brunch, or simply sipping your fourth cup of socially distant coffee — this mug gives you full permission to lean into the excuse and pour another one.
Available in ceramic (for daily bailing) and enamel (for flaking outdoors), this design delivers hot tea and cold truths in equal measure.
☕ Mug Details
Ceramic Mug
- Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
- Glossy, sturdy, vivid print
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Lead & BPA-free
- The official mug of people who cancel plans in comfort
| Size | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 11 oz | 9.6 | 8.2 |
| 15 oz | 11.9 | 8.5 |
| 20 oz | 10.9 | 9.3 |
Enamel Mug
- 12 oz
- Lightweight and rugged – perfect for camping or ghosting trips
- White with silver rim
- Hand-wash only
- Lead & BPA-free
- Don’t heat directly — like your excuses, it’s fragile under pressure
| Type | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Enamel 12 oz | 8 | 8.25 |
Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Mug
🌱 Matching Set Available In
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T-shirt: Wear your truth (and excuses)
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Hoodie: Cozy enough to cancel in
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Sweatshirt: For staying in instead of showing up
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Poster: Your love language, in print
🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Moments
If Samantha’s excuse strategy felt a little too relatable, you’ll love the rest of our Second Date Update merch featuring iconic on-air moments, sarcastic relationship humor, and dating-disaster designs inspired by the most unforgettable episodes.
From funny dating quote apparel to cringe-worthy conversation starters, this collection captures the chaos, comedy, and creative avoidance that make the Second Date Update segment legendary.
It’s perfect for fans who appreciate awkward reveals, dramatic exits, and stories that spiral fast.
Need more emotional support drinkware? Explore our Second Date Update coffee mugs designed for caffeine-fueled cancellations, post-date debriefs, and mornings when “I think I’m getting sick” suddenly feels very real.
❤️ Perfect For
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Chronic excuse-makers (no shame)
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Coffee drinkers who flake with flair
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Samantha & Mike fans who saw it coming
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Gifting your most creatively unavailable friend
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Anyone who feels “sick” when commitment gets too close
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