I Hike… Emotionally Hoodie

“I Hike… Emotionally” Hoodie
(Inspired by the Second Date Update episode featuring Kelly and Rick)

Sure, you’ve never been up a mountain — but your mood swings definitely have altitude. Whether you’re emotionally backpacking through text receipts or just ghosted a Bumble date to cry in your car, this hoodie’s got your back (and your feels).

It’s soft, thick, and perfect for anyone who summits sadness and scales social anxiety before breakfast. Featuring the painfully relatable tagline “In my heart, I summit daily.” — this is your uniform for hiking the emotional Himalayas.

Perfect for therapy walks, sad-girl Sundays, or cancelling plans because the vibes are off.

🔍 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL

• Made from 50% pre-shrunk cotton & 50% polyester
  (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% polyester)

• Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel + less pilling

• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Quarter-turned body so your emotional breakdowns don’t crease your look

• Front pouch pocket for your tissues, snacks, or dating app regrets

• Double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability

• Available in 7 cozy colors: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

🎁 Also Available As:

• Emotionally confusing t-shirt

• Mentally rugged sweatshirt

• Funny coffee mug

• Cry-laugh-inducing poster

🧠 Perfect For:

• People who hike emotionally but live on the couch

• Outdoor lovers with indoor personalities

• Mental health awareness fans with a sense of humor

• Gift hunters looking for funny hoodies with deep vibes

• Second Date Update listeners & emotionally unavailable icons