Some people say sorry. You drink from this mug.
Inspired by Second Date Update legends Samantha and Mike, the
“I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really” mug is your new favorite sidekick for mornings when you could pretend to care — but caffeine comes first.
Perfect for hot tea, hotter takes, and extremely lukewarm empathy.
Whether you’re team apology or team “not my problem,” this mug serves truth with every sip.
Choose from ceramic (for your kitchen counter) or enamel (for emotional escape routes like hiking, road trips, and dramatic solo camping adventures).
☕ Mug Details
Ceramic Mug
- Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Glossy finish with vivid print
- Lead & BPA-free
- Durable and drama-proof
- Perfect for home, office, or pretending to be over it
| Size | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| 11 oz | 9.6 | 8.2 |
| 15 oz | 11.9 | 8.5 |
| 20 oz | 10.9 | 9.3 |
Enamel Mug
- 12 oz size
- Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or running from accountability)
- White with a silver rim
- Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)
- Hand-wash only
- Lead & BPA-free
- Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat
| Type | Height (cm) | Diameter (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Enamel 12 oz | 8 | 8.25 |
I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really Mug
🌱 Matching Set Available In
- T-shirt: Wear your regret (or lack thereof)
- Hoodie: Bundle up in honesty
- Sweatshirt: For emotional comfort with every sip
- Poster: Let the walls speak your truth
🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Moments
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From funny dating apparel to brutally honest conversation starters, this collection captures the chaos, cringe, and comedy that make the Second Date Update radio segment legendary.
It’s made for fans who appreciate awkward confessions, dramatic exits, and unapologetic punchlines.
Need more emotionally charged caffeine companions? Browse our Second Date Update coffee mugs perfect for post-date debriefs, workplace sarcasm, and mornings when “I’m sorry” just isn’t happening.
❤️ Perfect For
- Anyone who says “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
- Samantha & Mike fans with no time for fake apologies
- Sarcastic tea drinkers, unapologetic coffee lovers
- Gifting your most honest (or emotionally savage) friend
- Adding spice to any office kitchen or camping trip
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