Passion ≠ Experience Hoodie

“Passion ≠ Experience” Hoodie
(Inspired by the Second Date Update episode with Kelly and Rick)

Let’s be honest — you’ve never done it. But you’ve watched a lot. Maybe too much. And honestly? You’re basically an expert. Whether it’s cooking, skydiving, or emotional intimacy… you’ve observed enough to have an opinion, and that’s what counts.

This hoodie was made for unapologetic lurkers, soft introverts, and armchair experts who know that “I’ve never done it, but I really like watching” is a legitimate lifestyle.

Equal parts cozy and confrontational, it’s the perfect thing to wear while scrolling, judging, or offering unsolicited advice on topics you’ve never actually tried. Add one to your cart and let the world know you’re passionate — just not practical.

🧵 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 5XL

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
  (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton / 60% polyester)

• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling

• Cozy double-lined hood with matching drawcord

• Front pouch pocket to hold your dignity (or snacks)

• Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

• Quarter-turned body — because actual experience might crease your energy

• 7 color options: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

🎁 Also Available As:

• Unqualified opinion t-shirt

• Know-it-all sweatshirt

• Judgey coffee mug

• Overthinking wall poster

💡 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic introverts

• People who’ve never done it but have notes

• Funny gifts for your “passionate, not practical” friend

• Couch philosophers and Reddit warriors

• Fans of Second Date Update & master observers everywhere