I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really T-Shirt

I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really T-Shirt

There are “apologies,” and then there’s this shirt — the ultimate mic drop in passive-aggressive fashion.
Inspired by Second Date Update‘s Samantha & Mike, this bold and brutally honest tee perfectly captures the “I said sorry, now move on” energy of anyone who’s done being polite.

Whether you’re the queen of dry sarcasm, or just tired of pretending to feel bad when you don’t, this shirt does the emotional labor so you don’t have to. Ideal for awkward conversations, avoiding accountability, or just looking fabulous while burning bridges gently.

📦 Product Details:

• Unisex sizing from S to 3XL

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors: soft poly blend)

• Double-stitched neckline & sleeves – unlike your last relationship

• Quarter-turned to avoid center crease (because you’re emotionally folded enough)

• Available in 7 colors: Black, White, Navy, Red, Dark Heather, Sport Grey, Military Green

😈 Also Available As:

• Passive-aggressive hoodie

• “Sorry not sorry” sweatshirt

• Spiteful coffee mug

• Drama-fueled wall poster

💔 Perfect For:

• People who apologize… just to end the convo

• Second Date Update fans who root for the chaos

• Emotional escape artists

• Ex-text-responders in recovery

• Anyone whose love language is brutal honesty