💅 I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really Poster
From the “Sick Excuses Are My Love Language” collection
Inspired by Samantha & Mike from Second Date Update
Sometimes an apology is just… decorative. Enter this savage slice of wall art: bold, passive-aggressive,
and the emotional equivalent of ghosting with a smile. If your love language is “accountability… later,”
this print was made for your walls.
This design captures the essence of the now-iconic Second Date Update between Samantha and Mike —
where the apologies were shallow and the excuses were legendary. It’s the perfect quote poster for anyone
who appreciates dating humor, petty decor, and a little “not my problem” energy.
Hang it wherever fake remorse belongs: above your bed, behind your desk, in your office, in your kitchen,
or next to your unread texts. Whether you’re thriving, healing, or living your villain era — this one’s for you.
📄 Poster Details
- Museum-quality matte paper with a crisp, vibrant finish
- Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO Brightness: 104%
- Paper sourced from Japan
I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really Poster
📐 Available Sizes
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In
- T-shirt: Lightweight, but emotionally heavy.
- Hoodie: Cozy comfort for cold-hearted truths.
- Sweatshirt: Say “I’m fine” while absolutely not being fine.
- Mug: For coffee, tea, and sipping your own delusions.
🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Posters
If you love Second Date Update chaos, you’ll fit right in. Our Second Date Update merch shop is packed with quote gifts, dating disaster humor, and iconic radio moments turned into wearable (and frameable) therapy. Think: funny relationship merch, cringe dating stories, sarcastic quotes, and the kind of wall art that makes guests say, “Wait… what happened on that date?”
Want more wall-worthy one-liners? Browse the full
Second Date Update posters collectionfor bold quote prints, funny dating posters, and sarcastic home decor that belongs in bedrooms, offices, dorms, therapy rooms, and anywhere you keep your boundaries.
❤️ Perfect For
- People who say “I’m sorry you feel that way” unironically
- Petty royalty with a flair for drama
- Lovers of ironic wall art and unapologetic self-awareness
- Second Date Update fans who watched Samantha eat Mike alive
- Your ex. Or you. Probably both.
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