💅 I’m Sorry You’re Hurt… Not Really Poster
From the “Sick Excuses Are My Love Language” collection
Inspired by Samantha & Mike – Second Date Update
Sometimes an apology is just… decorative. Enter this savage slice of wall art: bold, passive-aggressive, and the emotional equivalent of ghosting with a smile.
This design captures the essence of the now-iconic Second Date Update between Samantha and Mike — where the apologies were shallow, and the excuses? Legendary. This poster screams, “I acknowledge your pain, but also… I’m over it.”
Hang it wherever fake remorse belongs: above your bed, behind your desk, or next to your unread texts.
Whether you’re thriving, healing, or just living your villain era — this one’s for you.
📄 Poster Details:
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Museum-quality matte paper with a crisp, vibrant finish
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Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
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Paper weight: 189 g/m²
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Opacity: 94%
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ISO Brightness: 104%
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Paper sourced from Japan

📐 Available Sizes:
Inches | Centimeters |
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5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
• T-shirt – Lightweight but emotionally heavy
• Hoodie – Cozy comfort for cold-hearted truths
• Sweatshirt – Perfect for saying “I’m fine” while absolutely not being fine
• Mug – For sipping tea, coffee, or your own delusions
❤️ Perfect For:
• People who say “I’m sorry you feel that way” unironically
• Petty royalty with a flair for drama
• Lovers of ironic wall art and unapologetic self-awareness
• Second Date Update fans who watched Samantha eat Mike alive
• Your ex. Or you. Probably both.
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