No Second Date. Just This Sweatshirt

“No Second Date. Just This Sweatshirt.”
Sometimes, romance doesn’t bloom — but merch does.

Inspired by countless awkward exits and one truly unforgettable Second Date Update, this sweatshirt is the warm, snuggly reminder that while the date may have gone ice-cold, your fashion sense stayed red-hot.

Perfect for wearing when your friends ask how that date went and you don’t feel like explaining. Just point to your chest and sip your coffee slowly.

Whether you were ghosted, friend-zoned, or just realized you both hate sushi and small talk — this cozy, classic-fit sweatshirt says everything you’re too tired to text.

👕 Sweatshirt Details:

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk so your heartbreak won’t shrink your style

• Classic fit — roomy enough for denial

• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex

• Air-jet spun yarn = soft like your favorite lies

• Double-needle stitched everything = built for emotional support

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Cool, casual, and very much still single

• Hoodie: For when you need a breakup buffer with pockets

• Poster: Hang it where you used to keep hope

• Mug: Because that tea is piping hot and full of regrets

❤️ Perfect For:

• People who ghost with grace

• Fans of Second Date Update who know… sometimes once is enough

• Listeners who said, “Wow, couldn’t be me” — and then it was

• Couch therapy sessions (with snacks)

• Anyone who’s emotionally unavailable but physically cozy