💅 Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Poster
Because nothing says affection like a last-minute “stomach bug.”
If “I’m so sorry, I’m sick again 😷” hits your heart harder than “I love you,” this is the poster you didn’t know you needed.
Inspired by the legendary Second Date Update episode with Samantha & Mike — where excuses were abundant and intentions were…
questionable.
This cheeky wall art celebrates the real sixth love language: evasive communication with a dash of guilt. It’s basically a framed
“can’t make it” text — but make it aesthetic. Perfect for anyone who loves funny dating decor, sarcastic quote prints, and
passive-aggressive home or office energy.
Hang it in your bedroom, office, dorm, hallway, or wherever you keep your “do not disturb” boundary. Bright colors, bold text,
and emotionally distant vibes — a beautiful contradiction, just like your last relationship.
📄 Poster Details
- Museum-quality matte paper with a crisp, vibrant finish
- Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
- Paper weight: 189 g/m²
- Opacity: 94%
- ISO Brightness: 104%
- Paper sourced from Japan
Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Poster
📐 Available Sizes
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In
- T-shirt: Wear your toxic patterns proudly.
- Hoodie: Soft fabric, cold heart.
- Sweatshirt: Just warm enough to ghost in.
- Mug: Sip slowly while crafting your next excuse.
🎙 Explore More Second Date Update Posters
If your favorite kind of romance is the kind that ends in a story you can’t believe happened, you’ll love the rest of the collection. The Second Date Update merch shop is full of funny dating gifts, relationship humor, breakup jokes, and iconic quotes turned into wearable sarcasm — perfect for listeners who live for cringe, comedy, and chaos.
Want more wall-worthy one-liners? Browse the full Second Date Update posters category for sarcastic quote prints, funny dating posters, passive-aggressive wall art, and bold home decor that belongs in bedrooms, offices, dorm rooms, therapy rooms, and anywhere you keep your boundaries.
❤️ Perfect For
- People who flake with flair
- Anyone whose therapist “doesn’t get them”
- Second Date Update fans (Team Mike… or not)
- Lovers of color, chaos, and commitment issues
- Situationship veterans and chronic texters of “Ugh, I can’t”
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