Sick Excuses Are My Love Language Sweatshirt

“Sick Excuses Are My Love Language.”
💬 Because “I think I’m coming down with something…” is basically I love you now.

Some people write poems. Others send flowers. But for Samantha from the legendary Second Date Update with Mike? Romance means a perfectly timed excuse and a mysterious cough.

This super-soft sweatshirt takes that vibe and turns it into a wearable truth bomb. Whether you’re bailing with style, ghosting respectfully, or simply thriving in your flaky era — this one has your name (and missed plans) all over it.

Stay cozy, stay clever, and remember: emotional unavailability is so on trend.

👕 Sweatshirt Details:

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk (your relationships might shrink, but this won’t)

• Classic fit – room for tissues and explanations

• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex – for stretch under social pressure

• Air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more chilling

• Double-needle stitched everywhere that matters

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: For lighter layers of emotional avoidance

• Hoodie: Adds warmth to your disappearing act

• Poster: For decorating your excuse-making HQ

• Mug: Sip, spin, and avoid all follow-ups

❤️ Perfect For:

• Last-minute cancelers with charm

• Excuse crafters, introvert queens, and social skippers

• Samantha & Mike fans who flinch at the word “reschedule”

• People whose calendar is just “maybe” and vibes

• Lovers of ironic truths and cozy self-awareness