Second Date Update Merch
Welcome to our Second Date Update merch collection — your new favorite place to celebrate cringe culture, dating disasters, and painfully awkward moments. Inspired by the viral radio segment, this collection of funny t-shirts, meme mugs, hoodies, sweatshirts, enamel mugs, and posters brings the chaos of modern romance into your closet and onto your walls.
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Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Posters
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Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Sweatshirts
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Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update T-shirts
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Second Date Update Hoodies, Second Date Update Merch
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Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Mugs
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Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Posters
Price range: $11.50 through $32.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Sweatshirts
Price range: $29.95 through $39.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update T-shirts
Price range: $21.90 through $24.90 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Hoodies, Second Date Update Merch
Price range: $44.90 through $53.90 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Mugs
Price range: $21.90 through $24.90 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Posters
Price range: $11.50 through $32.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Second Date Update Merch, Second Date Update Sweatshirts
Price range: $29.95 through $39.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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Whether you’re a fan of the show or just love roasting terrible dates, this is where humor meets heartbreak — in the best way possible.
From ghosting meme t-shirts to awkward conversation mugs, and from hilariously savage posters to emotional damage sweatshirts, each piece of gear captures the most iconic and uncomfortable moments you secretly love.
Perfect for:
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Fans of Second Date Update and Jubal Show
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People who’ve been ghosted, breadcrumbed, or worse
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Meme lovers, cringe collectors, and hopeless romantics
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Anyone who wants to wear or sip their sarcasm
☕ You’ll find:
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Second Date Update t-shirts with viral dating quotes
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Funny enamel mugs for awkward coffee moments
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Ceramic mugs with iconic one-liners
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Second Date Update hoodies & sweatshirts for emotional support
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Posters that scream “why did I text him back?”
Let your wardrobe — and your walls — do the ghosting.
Shop now and turn awkward into awesome.
