No Fish That Swim Sweatshirt

“No Fish That Swim.”
Because apparently, that distinction matters.

Let’s be honest — seafood is confusing. And so are dates.
This sweatshirt is inspired by Jimmy and Amanda’s epic second date moment, where dinner plans went sideways thanks to one oddly specific dietary preference: no fish that swim (but crab? Totally fine).

Now memorialized in cozy cotton-polyester blend, this sweatshirt is a wearable PSA for anyone navigating weird vibes, ambiguous rules, or shellfish-only love languages. Whether you’re a pescatarian purist, a crustacean connoisseur, or just tired of dating surprises, this crewneck’s for you.

It’s also weirdly stylish, which is more than we can say for that date.

👕 Sweatshirt Details:

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk for comfort even when your date expectations shrink

• Classic fit (roomy enough for emotional baggage and dinner regrets)

• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex

• Air-jet spun yarn = soft and smooth like buttered crab legs

• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem (just like your broken heart)

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: For casual conversations and seafood disclaimers

• Hoodie: Soft like sympathy, strong like a red flag

• Poster: The warning sign your kitchen wall deserves

• Mug: Sip slowly, trust nobody, avoid salmon

❤️ Perfect For:

• Seafood enthusiasts with boundaries

• People who ask “what kind of fish?” a little too fast

• Second Date Update fans who laughed (and cringed) at Jimmy & Amanda

• Anyone who’s Googled “do crabs swim?” out of sheer panic

• Those who love lobster but ghost tilapia