No Fish That Swim Mug

There are plenty of fish in the sea…
But none that swim, apparently.

Based on one of the weirdest revelations in Second Date Update history, the “No Fish That Swim” mug captures that perfect blend of confusion, sarcasm, and secondhand embarrassment. When Jimmy dropped that line, Amanda (and the rest of us) were left speechless — and now it lives on, one glorious sip at a time.

Whether you’re a fan of unfiltered weirdness, cryptic dating logic, or just love mugs that start conversations (and end dates), this one’s for you.

☕ Mug Details:

Ceramic Mug

• Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, 20 oz

• Dishwasher & microwave safe

• Glossy finish with vivid print

• Lead & BPA-free

• Durable and drama-proof

• Perfect for home, office, or pretending to be over it

Enamel Mug

• 12 oz size

• Lightweight, portable, great for hiking (or running from accountability)

• White with a silver rim

• Not dishwasher/microwave safe (this mug has boundaries)

• Hand-wash only

• Lead & BPA-free

• Warning: Don’t heat directly in mug — just like apologies, this one can’t take the heat

Type	Height (cm)	Diameter (cm)
Enamel 12 oz	8	8.25

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Confusion you can wear

• Hoodie: Warmth for when logic fails

• Sweatshirt: Stylish, soft, and swimming in sarcasm

• Poster: Frame the quote that made no sense but made your day

❤️ Perfect For:

• Second Date Update fans with a love for awkward moments

• People who’ve had a date go off the rails, mid-sentence

• Coffee sippers who enjoy a good “WTF” with their brew

• The friend who always brings up “that fish guy”

• Gift for anyone who appreciates dating disasters in drinkware form