I Hike… Emotionally Sweatshirt

“I Hike… Emotionally.”
Yeah, we don’t do trails — we do trauma processing.

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt is the wearable version of a deep exhale after a long cry on the couch. Inspired by the Second Date Update of Kelly & Rick (who clearly never reached basecamp emotionally), this design is a snuggly ode to the kind of inner work that burns zero calories but all your serotonin.

Whether you’re emotionally summiting from bed or on a walk that suspiciously ends at a bakery, this sweatshirt lets the world know:
You hike feelings. Not hills.

👕 Sweatshirt Details:

Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Pre-shrunk for dependable sizing

• Classic fit for maximum comfort (not performance)

• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex

• Air-jet spun yarn = soft AF

• Double-needle stitched for durability (even if your dating life isn’t)

🌱 Matching Set Available In:

• T-shirt: Same design, fewer layers, more passive-aggressive flair

• Hoodie: For emotional blizzards (or ghosting recovery)

• Poster: For the walls of your therapy room or spiritual summit base

• Mug: For sipping tea… or spilling it

❤️ Perfect For:

• People who summit emotionally, not physically

• Mental health humor stans

• Couch climbers, inner child reparenters, and softcore self-care warriors

• Fans of Kelly & Rick’s date debacle

• Anyone who’s emotionally fit… but physically horizontal