“No Fish That Swim.” Four words. One unforgettable dinner date. Inspired by the legendary seafood confusion between Jimmy and Amanda on Second Date Update, this poster is a deliciously deadpan tribute to dietary boundaries, dating quirks, and the wild world of food-based red flags.
This museum-quality poster makes the perfect wall art for anyone who’s ever had to Google “Does crab count as a fish?” Whether you’re hanging it in your kitchen, office, or emotional support dining room, this design is a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the heart wants what the stomach can’t explain.
📄 Poster Details:
Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper — perfect for making your space 10x funnier and 100% judgment-free.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper sourced from Japan
📐 Available Sizes:
| Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|
| 5″ × 7″ | 12.7 × 17.8 cm |
| 8″ × 10″ | 20.3 × 25.4 cm |
| 10″ × 10″ | 25.4 × 25.4 cm |
| 11″ × 14″ | 27.9 × 35.6 cm |
| 12″ × 12″ | 30.5 × 30.5 cm |
| 12″ × 16″ | 30.5 × 40.6 cm |
| 12″ × 18″ | 30.5 × 45.7 cm |
| 14″ × 14″ | 35.6 × 35.6 cm |
| 16″ × 16″ | 40.6 × 40.6 cm |
| 16″ × 20″ | 40.6 × 50.8 cm |
| 18″ × 18″ | 45.7 × 45.7 cm |
| 18″ × 24″ | 45.7 × 61 cm |
| 20″ × 30″ | 50.8 × 76.2 cm |
| 24″ × 36″ | 61 × 91.4 cm |
| A2 (16.5″×23.3″) | 42 × 59.2 cm |
| A1 (23.3″×33.1″) | 59.2 × 84.1 cm |
🌱 Matching Set Available In:
🐟 T-shirt – Wear your anti-swim stance proudly.
🦀 Hoodie – Cozy comfort for seafood debates.
🍲 Sweatshirt – Soft enough to cry in, strong enough to say “no fish.”
☕ Mug – Ideal for tea, coffee, or post-date seafood-free therapy.
❤️ Perfect For:
• Seafood skeptics with a sense of humor
• Jimmy and Amanda superfans
• People with oddly specific dietary rules
• Kitchens, dining rooms & restaurants with trust issues
• Anyone who’s said “No fish… but crab’s cool, right?”
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