No Fish That Swim T-Shirt

Dating can be complicated. Food preferences? Even weirder. The “No Fish That Swim” t-shirt is inspired by a hilariously specific moment from the Second Date Update episode featuring Jimmy and Amanda — where one seafood rule ruined everything.

With a bold graphic and deadpan delivery, this shirt features the now-infamous quote:

NO FISH THAT SWIM
But crab? Totally fine.

Whether you’re allergic, opinionated, or just emotionally damaged by past sushi dates, this is your new favorite tee. Perfect for fans of painfully awkward dating stories, oddly specific red flags, and fishy logic.

Made from soft and breathable 100% ring-spun cotton, this funny quote t-shirt keeps you comfy while serving major “did they really say that?” energy.

📦 Product Details:

• Unisex fit in sizes S to 3XL

• Soft cotton fabric (heather colors include polyester)

• Double-stitched neck & sleeves for long-lasting cringe

• 7 color options: Black, White, Navy, Dark Heather, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey

• Quarter-turned to avoid center creases — just like your dating standards

🧩 Also Available As:

• Sushi-shaming hoodie

• Seafood meme sweatshirt

• Sarcastic mug

• Poster for your kitchen (obviously)

🎯 Perfect For:

• Seafood lovers with conditions

• Second Date Update listeners

• Awkward gift givers

• Friends who say “I’m not picky” — then list 37 exceptions

• Wearing on your next Bumble date for fun (and maybe a warning)